Meet the Crew

Blueberry, Great Pyrenees, Hecking Good Boi and Boss of Everyone & Everything

Dandelion, Great Pyrenees, Hecking Good Gorl, THINKs She’s The Boss of Everyone & Everything

Wilfredo Potato, Orange Cat, Heckin Old & Heckin Cute

Mimi Meister, Brownish Tabby, Senior Citizen, Adorbs

Buck, Gray & White Cat, Known For Grouchin’ and Slouchin’

Freya, Gray Cat, Large and In Charge

Bergie Bits, Medium-Haired Tabby, Growler’s Brother, 3 Legs and 3 Brain Cells

Growler, Black Cat, Bergie’s Sister, Possible Cryptid, Definite Part-Time Model

Silicon aka Silly, Dilute Torbie, Barn Cat Auditioning For House Cat

Copper, Orange & White Cat, Brother to Gallium, Barn-Cat-In-Training

Gallium, Cutest Calico In Existence, Sister to Copper, Great Snuggler

New Kitty COMING SOON

Pericles aka Peri, Alpaca, Snotty Fuzzball

Archimedes aka Archie, Alpaca, Refined Fuzzball

Zeuxis aka Zeus, Alpaca, Obsessed With Cats, Especially Silicon

Goatzilla, Spanish Goat, King of the Herd and also Heckin Horny

Gazelle, Goat of Some Sort, Queen of the Herd, Instead of Crown She Gets Noodles

Goldie, Another Goat, King’s Mistress, Constant Troublemaker

Lumpy, Very Very Crossbred Goat, Sweet As Pinapple Upside Down Cake With An Underbite To Match, and Grumpy’s Sister

Grumpy, Very Crossbred Goat, Wants Nothing To Do With You Or Anything Else, Lumpy’s Sister

Bonnie, La Mancha Goat, Very Good At Running Away

Bobbie, La Mancha Goat, Sneaky’s Mom, Not Always On Her Best Behavior

Sneaky, La Mancha Goat, Bobbie’s Kid, Birth Surprised Everyone Especially The Ultrasound Tech Who Checked 3 Days Before

Magnolia aka Mags, Calico Goat, Usually Blurry bc She’s So Busy Running Away From You

Hansel, Some Kind Of Goat, OG And Would Like All The Other Goats To Pls Leave

Sprocket, Brown Goat, Brother to Bucket, Wishes You Could Pet Him FOREVER

Bucket, Blue-Eyed Goat, Brother to Sprocket, MOAR FOOD PLS

Kronk (x2), Male Peacock (s) with a hot bod and not a lot going on upstairs

Percival Pigeon, the barn birb mistaken for a dove & who thinks he’s a chicken

Romulus & Remus, Muscovy duck bros, who like to vacation in the swamp & get take-out next door

Ladybug, Emden Goose, with heckin LOUD honk and a tragic backstory

Izma (x2), lady peacock, stubborn, sassy, and spunky