Meet the Crew
Blueberry, Great Pyrenees, Hecking Good Boi and Boss of Everyone & Everything
Dandelion, Great Pyrenees, Hecking Good Gorl, THINKs She’s The Boss of Everyone & Everything
Wilfredo Potato, Orange Cat, Heckin Old & Heckin Cute
Mimi Meister, Brownish Tabby, Senior Citizen, Adorbs
Buck, Gray & White Cat, Known For Grouchin’ and Slouchin’
Freya, Gray Cat, Large and In Charge
Bergie Bits, Medium-Haired Tabby, Growler’s Brother, 3 Legs and 3 Brain Cells
Growler, Black Cat, Bergie’s Sister, Possible Cryptid, Definite Part-Time Model
Silicon aka Silly, Dilute Torbie, Barn Cat Auditioning For House Cat
Copper, Orange & White Cat, Brother to Gallium, Barn-Cat-In-Training
Gallium, Cutest Calico In Existence, Sister to Copper, Great Snuggler
New Kitty COMING SOON
Pericles aka Peri, Alpaca, Snotty Fuzzball
Archimedes aka Archie, Alpaca, Refined Fuzzball
Zeuxis aka Zeus, Alpaca, Obsessed With Cats, Especially Silicon
Goatzilla, Spanish Goat, King of the Herd and also Heckin Horny
Gazelle, Goat of Some Sort, Queen of the Herd, Instead of Crown She Gets Noodles
Goldie, Another Goat, King’s Mistress, Constant Troublemaker
Lumpy, Very Very Crossbred Goat, Sweet As Pinapple Upside Down Cake With An Underbite To Match, and Grumpy’s Sister
Grumpy, Very Crossbred Goat, Wants Nothing To Do With You Or Anything Else, Lumpy’s Sister
Bonnie, La Mancha Goat, Very Good At Running Away
Bobbie, La Mancha Goat, Sneaky’s Mom, Not Always On Her Best Behavior
Sneaky, La Mancha Goat, Bobbie’s Kid, Birth Surprised Everyone Especially The Ultrasound Tech Who Checked 3 Days Before
Magnolia aka Mags, Calico Goat, Usually Blurry bc She’s So Busy Running Away From You
Hansel, Some Kind Of Goat, OG And Would Like All The Other Goats To Pls Leave
Sprocket, Brown Goat, Brother to Bucket, Wishes You Could Pet Him FOREVER
Bucket, Blue-Eyed Goat, Brother to Sprocket, MOAR FOOD PLS
Waldorf, a silly fellow with ridiculous ears and a tendency to munch on humans
Craisin, an even sillier darling with even more ridiculous ears, who tends to be a bit tentative, but is always ready for a snack
Crouton, the silliest of goats with bread for a brain, who is sweet, friendly, nibbly, and always in the middle of whatever it is you’re doing
Large Marge, Boer, grew up with a mini horse and ducks and ate exclusively duck feed for most of her life. She is NOT pregnant, just fat.
Mr. Sparkles is the tallest of bois and eats absolutely everything, and will let nothing, not even an elephant, get in between him & food
Kronk (x2), Male Peacock (s) with a hot bod and not a lot going on upstairs
Percival Pigeon, the barn birb mistaken for a dove & who thinks he’s a chicken
Romulus & Remus, Muscovy duck bros, who like to vacation in the swamp & get take-out next door
Ladybug, Emden Goose, with heckin LOUD honk and a tragic backstory
Izma (x3), lady peacock, stubborn, sassy, and spunky